We'll start by addressing the elephant in the room: she's forgotten her trousers. Whoooops!Īnyway, we're not here to moan about that we're here to moan about their horrible costumes instead! First up it's the Carpetbagger FF.Īlright, yes. The most telling sign of shoddy work isn't given away by that trailer, though: all of the FFs have their corresponding faction's male voices. Were they able to tear their eyes away from the FF's lovely faces for a second, they might have noticed that the FFs use the same animations as all the male characters (even the chunky vagabundo fella uses the same ones (bit weird)) and they have a particularly ungainly gait. Wow! Lady pirates! Kill big! How exciting! At the time, the online gutter that is the Internet Gaming Press fawned over the trailer, praising its lack of reasonable costumes and spectacular diversity while the rest of the world sighed exasperatedly. That's not the only reason, however throughout the development of the game whenever screenshots/promo pics were released it was always the story guys doing story stuff in a cool story way up until approximately a couple of months before release, when the following video was extruded towards an unsuspecting public. I suppose now is a good a time as any for me to justify my Femme Fatale-based slander in the past, yeah? As I've bleated on about repeatedly, the FFs have always seemed really crammed in-you know, as an afterthought, like that shameless copycat picture up there suggests-because of the way that they're not involved in the story at all.

In the meantime, it's that meantime again! That's right, Veyrall, get your boots on for this: Pokecapn basically echoed what I was thinking, but I'll see if I can salvage something! No promises, but.Īnyway.

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